Ten reasons a prison breaker must br stark naked
1) Nobody would imagine you to go out in that state
2) People would not believe in their eyes
3) You won’t get stuck by your cloth
4) You’ll be too slippery to get caught
5) They’ll think it’s a mischief or movie shooting
6) Streaking is also a crime so why not commit two at once
7) Adrenaline out of excitement will make you run exceedingly fast
8) Handy to console or have pleasure with your accomplice
9) They can’t identify you only by your dick
10) Steal a new cloth and you’re a new person

逃獄必須要脫光的十大理由：
（一）沒人能料到你會那樣子到外邊去
（二）就算被人看到也以為眼花看錯了
（三）不會因為衣服而被卡住
（四）光溜溜的別人抓不穩你
（五）街上的人以為是惡作劇或拍電影
（六）反正都是犯罪乾脆裸奔一起做了
（七）因為太刺激會跑得比正常快
（八）方便和同行者擁抱互慰甚至做愛
（九）沒有衣着就算目擊者也難以形容
(十）偷件新衣服就沒人認得出你